I was getting up from the floor and felt a sharp pain in my foot. I took a look, and saw that it was the corpus from my crucifix pendant. It had somehow separated from the cross, and managed to stick itself in the bottom of my foot.
Yep, that's about par for the course today.
EDIT: Now, just to ensure my one-way ticket to Hell, I have just re-crucified Jesus...with SuperGlue.