Bill, aka the Crazy Clock Guy, aka Hey You (tallguy) wrote,
Bill, aka the Crazy Clock Guy, aka Hey You

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An ode to Brett Favre (with apologies to Stephen Sondheim)

When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first Vicodin
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Jet,
If you're spit on by fans,
You got linemen around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When the blitz is expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital J,
Till you retire again,
Then they'll cart you away.
When you're a Jet,
You stay a Jet!

From West Side Story: When You're a Jet
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