Bill, aka the Crazy Clock Guy, aka Hey You (tallguy) wrote,
Bill, aka the Crazy Clock Guy, aka Hey You

Bar snack mishap

It is virtually impossible to maintain a smooth, sensitive, and confident appearance while eating a plate of buffalo wings at the local bar.

Any nice-smelling aftershave or minty mouthwash is just overwhelmed by the pungent, spicy sauce, and once you've had your fill, you better make a beeline for the bathroom and wash your face and hands, especially if you've just shaved and you get a little of the hot sauce on the corners of your mouth.

Plus, cheap wings on top of cheap beer leads to a rumbly stomach in the morning.
I knew I should have just had a salad.
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