When your car gets stuck in the snow (like mine did), and you go to push it out of the snowbank (like I did), make sure you didn't leave the gearshift in Reverse (like I did).
Safety tip #2:
When you go chasing your car across an ice-covered roadway (like I did), remember that you can't run for shit on ice (which I can't) and you'll fall sideways onto your outstretched arms (like I did).
Ow. Big bruise in my future.