As I was pulling into my parking lot, some asshole decided to make a left turn from the right lane in front of me. I had to slam on my brakes to keep from broad siding him.
Then just a few minutes ago, there was an accident on the highway that runs past my office building. One of the cars slid off the road, into and out of a ditch, and slam into the chain link fence that's about 20 feet from our windows.
All things considered, I don't think I'll be going out for lunch.